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Give yourself 1 point for every YES....
1. Have you ever thrown a cigarette butt out your window or not been bothered by someone who does?
2. Have you ever left a shopping cart in the parking lot instead of walking it back to the cart collection thingy?
3. Have you ever forgotten a pay a bill on time?
4. Have you ever blamed your age/genetics/busy schedule for why you cannot lose weight?
5. Have you ever cut someone off in traffic?
6. Have you ever run a red light?
7. Have you ever sped up on a yellow light (yellow means slow down, btw)?
8. Have you ever driven above the speed limit?
9. Have you ever called in sick for work when you were perfectly fine?
10. Have you ever been in the "express" check out with more than 15 items?
11. Have you ever parked illegally?
12. Have you ever cheated...on anything...or anyone?
13. Have you ever done anything personal while at work (personal phone call, email, wrote a grocery list, etc)?
14. Have you ever tried to shift blame away from yourself even when something was entirely your fault?
15. Have you ever returned a movie or library book late?
16. Have you ever missed a doctors, dentist, or other appointment without calling ahead?
17. Have you ever said something negative about someone with no intention of saying it to their face?
18. Have you ever bought something that you couldn't really afford at the moment?
19. Have you needed to answer 'yes' to any of these questions, but want to add a justification?
20. Have you lied on any of the questions above?
RESULTS:
1-5 points -- You are either a liar (and therefore would be a great conservative) or you couldn't comprehend the questions (and therefore would be a great conservative) or you are a goody-two shoes (and therefore would be a great conservative)
6-10 points -- You're just like the rest of us. Boring!
11-15 points -- Let's be friends.
16-20 points -- I'm not one to judge, but you have no morals (and therefore would be a great conservative)
