Okay...so picture this....

The dancers are dressed like naughty nuns, Catholic school girls, and Virginal Mary....And all of their names begin with "Mary" (e.g. Mary Cupcake, Mary Candy, Mary Bootyshake, etc)

The DJ is dressed like Satan.

The bartender is dressed like an angel.

The private booths are called "Confessionals". 

The stage is called the "Pulpit".

Getting "communion" involves getting up on stage and removing something edible from some region of Mary Cupcake's body.

It's classy...we serve red wine.

And...*drum roll* the seating looks like pews!

It's not like this is ever going to come to fruition, but how has this not been done yet?  I've been thinking about it ever since I made my confirmation.

Think of the publicity from the condemnation from the Catholic Church!?